they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
n5fw:
for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap
wishing all my fellow mustacherries a pleasant evening ✨
Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, “Well, you know me. I can’t resist a gnome”
‘kids these days have it easy’ thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we’re here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
today i told my manager “just because i can handle anything doesn’t mean i should have to” and if that isn’t just the motto of my life
AOC IS A QUEEN
wow
me when i remember something embarrassing/sad/traumatic from 10 years ago that i promised myself “wouldnt hurt to remember”
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up